swordofazrael1992:

how we feeling

Can x CC CC u

lamberts:

You know, if you could write yourself a little song, you can sing yourself whatever you please. But you can’t, can you?

botanyshitposts:

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

witchbeef:

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

kryptonians:

fieldbears:

hijinksensue:

brandonnbakerr:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

itsverybeautifulover-there:

sidizenkane:

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

To tell the news

disgustinganimals:

nyx-has-rocks:

Oh wow ur right

Who told you about the mind cow